Bye Bye Birdie...And Don't Come Back!!!!

Bye Bye Birdie (1963) Rating: G

So this movie sucked balls. Another musical movie. I mean really...who sings that much? Every 5 fuckin' minutes and they're singing again. This movie is like all other musicals...you take the singing and dancing out you have half hour, at best, of story. This particular one centers around an Elvis/Gene Vincent type of character who is coming into any town U.S.A. and meeting (and kissing) a young lady who was picked by his managers. AND it is all going to be taped for that card carrying Commie bastard Ed Sullivan's show (sorry...Ed Sullivan has rubbed me raw ever since I heard about his actions towards The Doors). And like Steel Magnolias, since it takes place in a smaller community everyone in the town wants their 5 minute fucking song to sing, and their dance. So in conclusion...this movie sucked balls.