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The Black Dahlia (2006) Rating: R

Ok, so anyone who knows me personally knows that I'm obsessed with the minds of killers. It's like a train wreck where you look and can't turn away and you're saying "What the fuck"? So when I put this one I was rather excited, since I didn't know much about the Black Dalhia murder. Well after 121 minutes of this movie I can now say...I don't know much about the Black Dahlia Murder. The plot of this movie (for the most part) is fictional, and hardly even touched Black Dahlia. What it was really was a detective flick about two detectives caught in a love triangle of sorts (with bits and pieces of the Black Dahlia Murder thrown in here and there...but nothing that people don't already know). There were too many characters thrown in and throughout most of it I was scratching my head going who are these people and why do I care? There was some nudity in it, but not enough to save the film. Now THIS...is a subject Joel Peter Witkin should do a movie on. Imagine that? Awesome.