In the beginning

Hey,

So I don't know if I'm doing this right or what. I hope some kind soul will tell me if I'm not. Anyway,I'm a big fan of movies, so I've decided to start a blog where I can review movies that I watch. I'm a member of Netflix and my queue on there is usually up to its max of 500 flicks. I do my best to watch roughly about let's say 9 movies a week depending on my mood. I'm not afraid to watch any sort of movie, so if you're reading this and would like me to watch a movie that you like, by all means please leave a comment and I'll check it out. That being said, I'm a very opinionated person and if I watch a movie and it sucks donkey balls I won't be afraid to tell you so. Oh and if you didn't figure out with that last comment, I don't believe in political correctness. I swear like a sailor and I don't apologize for it. If you have a problem with swearing, go read Roger Ebert or the other guy. I got two fingers and they aren't thumbs. I enjoy the days of movies where there was nudity (preferably the female variety, however there have been times where male nudity has gotten my attention...take Sleepaway Camp for example). I also enjoy the days of black and white flicks as well. I will be honest, I'm having a real tough time with current movies though. What with their CGI and their remakes. When I sit down to see a movie for the most part I don't care about how spectacular it looks. What I care about is being told a good story, boobs and memorable lines. My two favorite directors of all time are George Romero & Kevin Smith (not known for the boobs I know...but I'm a complex person). I also enjoy rock 'n' roll so you'll get reviews of various concert DVD's, new albums and anything else that relates . With music I like pretty much everything except current rap and country (and other obvious stuff like polka). I enjoy reading as well, so if I get a good book I'll review that as well (oh who are we kidding, I'll review it even if it sucks donkey balls). The last two books I read were "We'll Be Here For The Rest Of Our Lives" by Paul Shaeffer and Life On Planet Rock by Lonn Friend. Just so you can get a taste of my tastes. So now the challenge....will I keep this thing up? Of course I intend to. But I guess it depends on how many people read and what the general feedback is. If you all are horribly brutal and tell me that I (wait for it...wait for it) suck donkey balls, then I will take my ball home. But if everyone loves it, professional writers tell me I'm brilliant etc., I'll keep going. So although I'll be posting the reviews, this blog is just as much for the people as it is for me. And now for something completely different...